Daniel's ``Weird Al'' page

``Weird Al'' Yankovic is, without question, the greatest musician who has ever lived. Anywhere. Here are some of his lyrics, taken (without permission, yet) from his albums. Most of the words have been snarfed from ftp.uwp.edu and HTMLed.

You are welcome to make comments, point out mistakes, inconsistencies, and original references (where they aren't present).

You may prefer this page with a ludicrous amount of graphic embellishment and album covers.

[WAV][AU] Food of the damned (In 3D).

[WAV][AU] Where'd this one come from? No prizes, just a warm tingly feeling if you know.

• ``Weird Al'' Yankovic (1983)
• In 3-D (1984)
• Dare To Be Stupid (1985)
• Polka Party (1986)
• Even Worse (1988)
• Peter and the Wolf / Carnival of the Animals, Part Two (1988)
• U.H.F./The Original Motion Picture and Other Stuff (1989)
• Off the Deep End (1992)
• Alapalooza (1993)
• Bad Hair Day (1996)

• Tracklists for the compilation albums.
• An alphabetical list of songs.
• A list of more lyrics available at ftp.uwp.edu (460KB text)
• The Dr. Demento FAQ site in the USA (which has lots of ``Weird Al'' stuff on).
• Another ``Weird Al'' site from Marty Lick
• "Happy Steve" Chai's enthusiastic site.
• The Bermuda (Schwartz) Files.
• I feel sure the UK and other major governments would support Al in 1996.
• Devo Spice has collected a lot of unreleased songs.
• The rather dark and forbidding (in a cheerful way) Locker Gnome.
• Gracious me! Even Scotti Bros are getting in on the act.

This is version 1.06. Contact Daniel F. Smith to complain.

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