``Weird Al'' Yankovic is, without question, the greatest musician who has ever lived. Anywhere. Here are some of his lyrics, taken (without permission, yet) from his albums. Most of the words have been snarfed from ftp.uwp.edu and HTMLed.
You are welcome to make comments, point out mistakes, inconsistencies, and original references (where they aren't present).
You may prefer this page with a ludicrous amount of graphic embellishment and album covers.
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